英语小笑话

chushupeng

Waste or Save
Father: Oh, Jack, you have slept away the whole morning. Don't you know you are wasting time?
Jack: Yes, Dad. But I've saved you a meal, haven' I?


浪费还是节约
　　父亲：噢，杰克，你又睡了一上午。难道你不知道你这是在浪费时间吗？
　　杰克：我知道，爸爸。可我还给您节省了一顿饭呢，是不是？

chushupeng

How do I get the gum out?
　　Distributing chewing gum to the passengers, the stewardess explained it was to keep their ears from popping. When the plane landed, one of the passengers rushed up to her and said, I'm meeting my wife right away. How do I get the gum out from my ears?

怎么把口香糖取出来呢
　　当空中小姐给乘客们发口香糖的时候，她解释说口香糖有助于他们防止耳鸣。飞机着陆后，一位乘客跑到这位空中小姐面前，说道：“ 我马上就要见到我妻子了。我怎么才能把口香糖从耳朵里面取出来呢？”

chushupeng

something Really Cheap
　　After being away on business, Tim thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift.
　　“How about some perfume？”he asked the cosmetics clerk. She showed him a $50.00 bottle.
　　“That’s a bit much,”said Tim, so she returned with a smaller bottle for $30.00.
　　“That’s still quite a bit,”Tim complained.
　　Growing annoyed, the clerk brought out a tiny $15.00 bottle.
　　“What I mean,”said Tim, “is I’d like to see something really cheap.”
　　The clerk handed him a mirror.


真正便宜的东西
　　做完生意回来后，提姆觉得应该给妻子带点什么礼物回去。
　　“那些香水怎么卖啊？”他问卖化妆品的售货员。售货员给他展示了一支价值50美元的香水。
　　“看起来好像有点贵哦！”提姆说道。于是售货员又拿出一款30美元的香水。
　　“还是贵了点。”提姆抱怨道。
　　售货员开始有点恼火了，就给提姆一瓶很小的香水，价值15美元。
　　“我的意思是，”提姆说，“我想看看一些真正便宜的东西。”
　　售货员听了后，递给了提姆一面镜子。

chushupeng

The cost of marriage

A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
And the father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."

婚姻的成本
一个小男孩问他的父亲，“爸爸，要花多少钱才能结婚呢？”
“我也不知道，我现在还在交钱。”父亲回答。

joeandjoy

Interesting.  Thanks for sharing.